CAMILLE

The protagonist, if you are willing to call her that. Camille is short, fluffy, and in her opinion, better than you in just about every way. She is recently graduated and has (reluctantly) returned to the town St. Roch's, but has been gone so long that few remember her, and she hardly remembers the town. Quite literally the anthropomorphic embodiment of the phrase "well, actually--".

JOHNNY

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